The Gagworthy of the Golden Globes

There are many outfits from last night that I could tear apart, but since that would take too much time, I picked out the two most god-awful ones that graced the red carpet.

Really? Was she trying to be funny? That dress is terrible in every possible way. Like what the heck is going on with the sleeves? At least her hair is curled nicely.

Drew!! What were you thinking? We all know you're a little wacko and cray cray, but...at least you usually look pretty or at the very least sane.

It's such a bummer because her dress is actually pretty nice, but the hair just killlsss it. I am so disappointed.